everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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