Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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