Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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