If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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