I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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