brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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