So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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