Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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