I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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