Buhtt sex?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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