omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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