i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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