Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my poor anus
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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