my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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