put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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