i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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