Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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