did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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