I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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