hell yes lets make some ravioli
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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