Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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