I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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