My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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