We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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