We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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