How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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