i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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