I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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