found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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