Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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