Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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