Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
