How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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