i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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