i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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