he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Plan B is the new Plan A
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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