but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I love you.
Bad choice
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