Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Randomize
