I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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