Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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