So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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