Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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