The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
