Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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