I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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