i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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