Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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