I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i may or may not be watching the land before time
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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