ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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