After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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