You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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